“One weekend ya think, ‘I’m tired. I’m just gonna veg out and watch TV.’ Then, BAM, 72 hours later and your DNA is taking on a lot more cotton than it used to. Katie should consider herself lucky. I saw a guy who fused with Stewie from Family Guy-themed sweatpants. Yeesh.”
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"Coming out of my Freshman year of college, I was ready to take whatever job gave me an offer. The Bulls are a great organization, so I figured I could always work my way up from Center, to senior manager in the ticket sales office.”
Read More“Totally all us. And we are in no way sorry about it. Actually, you all should be thanking us. You’re outside, not miserable, and it’s January. Yeah, you’re welcome, Chicago.”
Read MoreI actually give him credit for somehow staying within the bus lane."
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“I have stood with my peers for 11 school days, picketing with them and marching for more resources in schools, so I’m glad we have made this progress,” said Campbell. “But I will not stand by as Trevor runs around yelling and screaming and wrecking my damn classroom every morning.”
Read MoreNumber 7 is GUARANTEED to put the guy next to you in the hospital!
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We get it! You’re sad, and your insurance claim for therapy was just a ripped sheet of toilet paper reading, “Nice Try.” Here are some helpful Do-It-Yourself tricks to keep the gloomies at bay:
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