Top 10 Dance Moves to Try out at RIOT FEST!

By: Meghan Ford

With RIOTFEST just a few days away, it's time to freshen up those steps and get your groove on! Feeling out of step? Don’t fear, The Chicago Machine is here with our Top Ten Dance Moves for RIOTFEST!

10. The Jump

Here we go rockers and hip hoppers! It’s the classic mosh pit move: jump up and around!

9. The Fist Pump

It’s not just for the Jersey Shore! Pump those fists and rattle and shake! Raise your fist in the air and punch, punch, pun-- oo! Oops! Sorry did I get you there?

8. Cross-Ball-Challenge

This one is a bit more complex. Left leg cross, right leg step, and left - HEY! I said I was sorry, okay? Jesus Christ, dude!

7. Step-Clap

Hands and feet, now! Step to the left and clap right with it. Now tur - Yeah - I’m stepping to you and I’ll clap all over you, man! Get over it!

6. 2-Step (on his boots)

Start with your feet together and then you’re going to step your left foot directly on his new Docs. And then you’re going to step your right foot directly on his precious new Docs again. Oh, my! Whoopies! That looks like a tough scuff!

5. The Twist (on his neck)

Ok! Here’s where we get the hips involved! Movin’ and groovin’ to the beat, you’re going to wiggle your hips around, face this fucker, and wrap your hands directly around his skinny little annoying neck. Now Twist!

4. The Palm Strike (on his face)

The hell? Oh - so you wanna play it like that, huh? You haven’t even BEGUN to see my moves, bro!! YOU SIT THE FUCK DOWN!! POW.

3. The Rock

Grab a rock.

2. The Uppercut with the rock

Pivot, pivot, SMASH MOTHER FUCKER!!!

1. The Finisher

BITCH DON’T YOU EVEN TRY TO RUN AWAY FROM ME. AINT NOTHING GONNA PROTECT YOU FROM MY FURY. I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL RUIN YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY FOR GENERATIONS AND GENERATIONS TO COME. KING KONG, GODZILLA, AND MOTHERFUCKIN MOTHRA ALL TOGETHER AINT GOT SHIT ON ME!