“Why the hell did it have to be B.A.? B.A. is a hero! He’s a champion of children everywhere, he drinks his milk, and he sure as hell don’t cause no respiratory problems!” said Mr. T, referring to himself in the third person. “Unless you need him to,” he added, with a twinkle in his eye.
Read MoreWhen asked how he feels heading into his last game voicing the Hawks, and his first game with pads, Foley responded, "Utterly terrified, I do not want this."
Read More“Carrying what he insists on calling the ‘Covid Vaccine Cannon 6000’ (CVC-6000 for short), Benny will fire doses aimlessly into crowds of no more than 25 persons (socially distanced of course) in parking lot zone B.”
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Midway through the first quarter/third inning, Sophomore Janae Hamilton made her fellow Cumberland Pirates proud as she scored a goal with a triple backflip into a somersault on the floor exercise.
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