“For a smaller pothole, we have refrigerated inlays that will house beverages like White Claws and Old Style. Larger potholes can provide small, intimate spaces for members of the community to gather and watch the big game or enjoy more White Claws.
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“The strings don’t get along with the woodwinds, our lead oboe has become addicted to JUUL and can’t make it halfway through a movement without taking a puff, the french horns are dating and can’t keep their hands off each other, our harpist refuses to put down her Japanese cartoon books,”
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3. Milk ol’ Betsy - Ol’ Betsy aint gonna milk ‘rself and neith’r is that silly little contraption o’yers. Now git to it!
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Amazon spokesman Joof Boozus stated, " We are very excited about these new innovations. The future of e-commerce truly is in the past."
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