"I am here," it declared in a powerful voice that summoned the very winds of Lake Michigan. "Stop your car, there are people crossing the street," the beacon commanded in a Studs Terkel voice.
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“Listen up, worms,” Martinez barked at the 8-to-11-year-old girls assembled in the Rainbow Reading Room of Waters Elementary. “We’ve got a city full of dazed idiots with the munchies, and we are going to cram their gaping maws with sugar like only we can.”
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Touting their new hire’s achievements in sarcasm, profanity, and insults that cut to the bone, the managerial staff at the Wiener’s Circle on Clark Street announced that Frank Stevens, 24, has completed their employee insensitivity training program Tuesday.
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“We know Chicago is a city of neighborhoods, but trust us, you don’t need to choke on clouds of American Spirit smoke in Wicker or stand nuts-to-butts on the Red Line to experience the city,” the article continued.
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