“This chapter has worked diligently to spread our message to the people that a vote for Johnson is a vote for chaos. And I’ll be damned if I look like a liar. All we need is the green light from the rest of the board and then it’s go time, baby.”
Read More“It’s like a battle cry for scaring the opposition. ‘Stick up kids? YOU GETTIN’ INTERRUPTED! Looters and thugs? YOU GETTIN’ INTERRUPTED! Muggers and punks? YOU GETTIN’ INTERRUPTED!” Cool, huh? Wish you could hear my keytar. It’s way better with the keytar.”
Read More“We need to let people know that when it comes to justice, no one is off the hook. So, we’re sending the message loud and clear: if you’re a cop and you’re going to shoot a young black kid in the back sixteen times while he’s walking away, get ready to serve half of a seven-year sentence and then write a report over the weekend on the guy who invented peanut butter.”
Read More“How embarrassing is this? Here I am, a brand new variant, thinking I was prepared for anything: masks, boosters, Vitamin D. But nope. Turns out I get taken down by the freakin’ CTA.” At press time, Omicron was reported to have contacted its fellow variant, Delta, for a ride, only to learn that the Delta’s car had recently been booted.
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