Chance the Rapper Replaces Tour With Seminar on Not Screwing Up Your Kids

By Dylan Siegfried

CHICAGO, IL - Suddenly cancelling the long awaited Big Tour, Chance the Rapper revealed that he only called it off to replace the event with a worldwide webinar on not screwing up your kids.

"Yes, of course you can get a refund," said Chance's spokesman, "Or you can trade in those tickets and get a lesson in parenthood from one of the best up-and-coming fathers in the game." The webinar plans to cover those topics that new parents fear most: changing diapers, talking about love, and resisting the allure of a billion dollar soul sucking music label.

The event will not have any musical acts, though fans will be excited to know that all of the The Rappers will be in attendance. In addition, one segment of the webinar on family budgeting will be taught entirely on Chance's newest daughter's speak and spell.

With this event, Chance hopes to inspire a new generation of parents who are attentive to their children's needs and willing to put them first. "Take A Chance On Your Children" will be kicking off this January. Chance has stated, "With this webinar, even in the face of tremendous success you can have amazing, well-adjusted children, who see you as a loving parent, and not just another name on the billboard top 100."