Lakeview Woman Makes Thousands on Cameo Giving Drunk Girl Pep Talks

By Tanya Kornilovich and Megan Rains

CHICAGO, IL - Tiffany Evans, a Lakeview resident, has started a new side hustle making thousands of dollars a month selling drunk girl pep talks on Cameo.

Since COVID restrictions have limited the Chicago bar scene, Tiffany realized her and her friends were feeling significantly less confident after a whole summer without their coveted “drunk girl pep talks”.

“I just missed those convos you can only get at 1 AM in a packed bar, you know? So then my therapist pointed out that it’s possible that this was my love language, and I thought, well if I need this for my mental health, others might need it too! Plus it’s v trendy to monetize your hobbies,” said Evans while organizing her lipsticks by color.

Because she had been an accomplished drunk girl pep talker pre-quarantine, Tiffany didn’t need any practice to get going. Once she started her Cameo, word spread about her infectious, slurring, positive pep talks and everything took off from there.

“I start by getting dressed up, contouring my face, drinking three shots of cupcake flavored vodka and shotgunning a can of Underwood Chardonnay," she told Machine reporters.

Evans’ Cameo currently lists these offerings:
- All men are trash, especially your ex-boyfriend, (insert name here).
- You look so incredible where do you get your eyebrows done, you hot bitch?!
- Can I borrow a tampon, my diva cup is leaking, also THIS SONG IS MY FAVORITE!

“Her hiccups and sobs are SO on point. It’s like she knows exactly what I need,” says avid customer, Lindsey Johnson, also of Lakeview. “Like, we’ve never met. But I feel like I know her. Like know her, know her.”

At press time Evans had put in her two weeks’ notice for her Analyst role at JP Morgan.

“All these girls absolutely love what I’m doing. It’s like I’ve found my true purpose on Earth. I’m finally able to make a real difference, you know? Blessed.”