5 Best Chicago Restaurants to get the Taste of your Dog's Poop out of your Mouth!

By: Mitchell Trachtenberg

Oh no! Your dog pooped in your mouth again! Here are the 5 best restaurants around Chicago where you can get rid of that horrible flavor.

1. Au Cheval
   What better way to offset the disgusting taste of dog poop than with the most famous and delicious burger in all of Chicago! Sure, with wait times that can be hours long you might be sitting there in agony for a little bit longer than you’d like, but it’ll only make the burgers that much more delicious when you finally get them!

   Time to poopless mouth: 42-123 minutes

2. Alinea
   These culinary masterpieces can be so extreme and unorthodox that if you ask, the chef might even be able to concoct the perfect combination of flavors to complement those that are already in your mouth!

   Time to poopless mouth: 1-3 days *Plan in advance!!

3. RPM Steakhouse
   Grab one of their delectable 100% wagyu beef filets for yourself and take one home for your pupper! There’s no reason to punish him, as it probably wasn’t his fault he pooped in your mouth ... again.

   Time to poopless mouth: 30-35 minutes

4. The Publican
   Looking for a more relaxed atmosphere? The Publican serves incredible food, and with its extensive beer menu, you should have no problem drinking so much that you forget that this entire horrible day ever even happened.

   Time to poopless mouth: 20 minutes

5. Chipotle
   Dude, you literally have dog shit in your mouth. Get that (shit) taken care of NOW!

   Time to poopless mouth: 15 seconds (20 with Guac)