Bulls' Front Office Puts Coach Jim Boylen for Sale on Black Friday

By Mitchell Trachtenberg

Following a 104-90 loss to the bottom-tier Golden State Warriors, Owner Jerry Reinsdorf has put Head Coach Jim Boylen on sale for Black Friday.

“What we have here is a lightly used coach full of potential, and this Black Friday he will be on sale at participating Dick’s Sporting Goods for just $19.99,” said Reinsdorf in a TV ad aired on Comcast Sports Net.

Boylen has come under fire after posting a 17-41 record last season, and having an even worse start to this one, so ownership is acting fast to get the coach out of the stadium, and into your living room for the holidays.

Reinsdorf stated, “It’s not that Boylen is a bad coach, I’m sure he could work wonders coaching your rec league basketball team, or even as a tasteful piece of modern art. He’s just not what we’re looking for right now.”

At press time, Reinsdorf was spotted in a Minneapolis Lids searching for a used Tom Thibodeau.