Wiener’s Circle Releases ASMR Album

By Daniel Stillman

CHICAGO, IL - Those who frequent the Wiener’s Circle can now take the restaurant’s trademark verbal abuse to bed with them. The world famous hot dog join has announced they have released an ASMR album, “Foul Howls,” to help their fans relax and fall asleep each night. 

“People love the emotional and verbal whipping they get from my employees as much as they enjoy a Chicago hot dog,” said The Wiener’s Circle Manager Kenny Jones. “Now they can be called a fat dipshit, a stupid asshole, and an ugly motherfucker whenever they want without standing in our long lines at 1:00 a.m.”

The album has already received strong feedback from across the country. Most listeners are former customers of the hot dog joint who like to reminisce, but others find the screams relaxing, and claim they cannot sleep without it. 

“Falling asleep to the sweet sounds of cursing and verbal abuse take me back to the days of trying to go to sleep when my parents were getting divorced downstairs in my kitchen,” said Wiener’s Circle patron Sarah McHenry. “I’m fortunate to experience that through this 18 song ASMR album that actually helps me go to sleep each night.” 

The ASMR album is available to scream and stream on Spotify, Amazon Music, and Apple Music.