McCaskeys Sheepishly Request that Aaron Rodgers Sell Chicago Bears Back to Them

By Edward Superfan

LAKE FOREST, IL - Following another brutal showing that established Aaron Rodgers’ ownership of the Chicago Bears, George McCaskey called on him to put his family’s cherished team back up for sale again.

“Aaron, I would really love it if you let me have my team back, I miss them dearly,” said McCaskey, shuddering at the thought of how his father-in-law, team founder George Halas would feel about the Bears being owned by their rival quarterback due to his organization’s incompetence.

Rodgers declined, stating, “Why should I? The loyal fans at Soldier Field deserve to see at least one competent offense at their stadium. Plus, as far as I’m concerned, this arrangement is mutually beneficial, as it also allows me to pad my stats.”

Unhappy with the state of affairs, McCaskey sent defensive stars Akiem Hicks, Khalil Mack, and Eddie Goldman to intimidate Rodgers into selling. However, they were promptly tossed aside by Packer lineman Elgton Jenkins.