Marjorie Taylor Greene Arrives at Trump Hotel to Film ‘How to Properly Wear Your Tinfoil Hat’ PSA

By Robert Rule

CHICAGO, IL - Tuesday morning, sources confirmed that freshman U.S. Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) arrived at the Trump Hotel in River North where she is set to film a PSA that teaches citizens how to properly wear their tinfoil hats.

“It’s important that we get this filmed and out to the American people quickly,” the gym owner-turned elected representative told reporters in the lobby of Trump Hotel. “The hats only work if you wear them properly. A lot of people don’t get this. Somehow, they think a tinfoil visor will protect them. No! It needs to cover your whole head. That’s the only way they’ll keep Alexandria (Ocasio Cortez) from manipulating your thoughts.”

At press time, it was confirmed that the PSA would include ways in which you can decorate your tinfoil hat to let people see the real you.