Tall Boi, Bean of the Sky, and 23 Other Potential New Names for the Willis Tower

By Nick Marino and Staff

CHICAGO, IL - Aon, the world’s largest insurance broker, has purchased Willis Towers Watson for an unprecedented $30 Billion, bringing the possibility of yet another renaming for the iconic Chicago landmark. Below are the current front-runners:

Williams Tower 

Tourist Trap tower 

The Bean of the Sky

Guaranteed Rate Tower

Chicago’s Middle Finger 

Sears Roebuck Tower

Rebecca

Financially Unfeasible Tower

Whatchu talkin bout, Willis? Tower

The Tower Formally Known as Willis 

Tower 2 Electric Boogaloo

The One With the Skydeck

Biden International Hotel & Tower 

The Sydney Opera House

Tall Boi

Secret FBI Vantage Point

Ivory Tower 

Tower of Terror 

Tower of Babel 

Tower of Sauron Redux 

5G Vaccine Signal Tower

Don’t Get Attached to the Name Tower

Highest Bidder Tower

IHOP Tower of Pancakes

Whirlpool Tower by Sears